Posted on September 17, 2005 at 23:09:25.
In Reply to: |illusions| posted by soul assassin
Re: illusions
By Insect Communist
Oh, what a wonderful thing to be
A healthy grown up busy busy bee
Whiling away all the passing hours
Pinching all the pollen from the cauliflowers
I'd like to be a busy little bee
Being as busy as a bee can be
Flying around the garden brightest ever seen
Taking back the honey to the dear old queen
Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee
Bz if you like but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee
Buzz if you like, but don't sting me!
Oh, what a wonderful thing to be
A healthy grown up busy busy bee
Toying with the tulips, tasting every type
Building up the honey-comb that looks like tripe.
I'd like to be a busy little bee
Being just as busy as a bee can be
Flying all around in the wild hedgerows
Stinging all the cows upon the parson's nose!
Oh, what a wonderful thing to be
A healthy grown up busy busy bee
Visiting the picnics quite a little tease
Raising little lumps on the maiden's knees.
I'd like to be a busy little bee
Being with the butterfly strong upon the wing.
Whooppee! O death, where is thy sting?
Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee
Bz if you like but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee
Buzz if you like, but don't sting me!
Oh, what a wonderful thing to be
A nice obedient busy busy bee
To be a good bee one must contrive
For bees in a beehive must behive.
But maybe I wouldn't be a bee
Bees are allright when alive you see
But when bees die you really should see 'em
Pinned on a card in a dirty museum.
Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee
Bz if you like but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee
Bz if you like but if you sting me I'll wack ye
With this dirty great newspaper!